underbaeksthunderthighs:

    ratsputin:

    welcome to my sick twisted mind

    It’s like 2005 threw up all over my dash

    (via ironic-straightwhitemale)

  1. (Source: doodooghost, via nippled)

  2. spookee-skeleton:

    They’re here

    (Source: zombieaudrey, via yottsu-hoshi)

    (Source: amipunkyet, via fake-mermaid)

  3. c1504:

    Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

    (Source: newshoes, via prlncest)

  4. shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

    Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

    (via zackisontumblr)

  5. cooldudebro:

    teacher: this essay is one of the worst ive ever seen. you do realise it counts towards your final grade? what’s going on? 

    me:image

    (via ironic-straightwhitemale)

  6. baeddelbabe:

    fucknodoms:

    I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

    men are fucking incredible

    (Source: memewhore, via ironic-straightwhitemale)

  7. spacious-infinity:

    lovejoyjohnlock:

    daniel-rosenfeld:

    sunbleached-jacket:

    c-a-bergamot:

    redbloodedamerica:

    liberallogic101:

    #CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.

    What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

    what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

    THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

    what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

    I’m taking fucking Calculus and I don’t get what the teacher is trying to do.

    8+5=13. You can’t take 2 out of 5 and have 3 left over and just sitting in the side with nowhere to go. Math doesn’t work like that. AND, MR OR MRS TEACHER, YOU CERTAINLY CAN’T ADD 3 TO 8+2 BECAUSE YOU STILL GET 13

    YOU ALREADY DID 8+2=10 YOU GOT 10 WHY DO YOU ADD 3?! YOU WON’T HAVE 10 ANYMORE YOU’LL HAVE 13

    WHICH IS WHAT 8+5 IS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING EQUAL

    GODDAMMIT

    (via ironic-straightwhitemale)

  8. bazook:

    pinkypyro:

    kevinsanoposts:

    Six hundred goddamn AD

    Six hundred. Goddamn AD.

    This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.

    (Source: hadeiadel, via ironic-straightwhitemale)